Thursday, May 15, 2014

Early Decision Benefit (EDB) -The Joke!

Is It Not Cool?


Lovely Professional University got innovative in the process of admissions, by offering a very different kind of ‘sales term’ i.e.

Early Decision Benefit (EDB)

What the hell is that?

Well, it is a sale of tickets for a cheap concert called ‘Transforming Education, Transforming India’’.
You can get the first mover advantage, be the first and get the pleasant seats along with your girlfriend inside balcony area.

It was a bad joke! Anyhow:

It means join LPU early and get a benefit on paying the fee i.e. you can pay the fee of year 2013. And also get scholarships/financial aid


That is how the university has posted the benefits on its website:-

BENEFITS OF EDB:

  • Fee of Last year i.e. 2013 (or even lesser than the last year in certain programmes) will be Applicable for complete duration of the program.
  • Higher/More scholarship compared to other phases for certain programmes.
  • In case of B.Tech and MBA programmes , Student would also need to appear for LPUNEST 2014 Test , which is conducted Online in more than 100 Locations.

A good practice to accelerate decision making skills of its ‘potential’ students. I am saying you that in LPU, one has to act according to some stinky security-guards’ willingness, because they decide much early to your benefit.


Well, I can’t stop amusing! You go for EDB, because:


Last date to Apply for EDB is upto 31st May 2014.



RIP Education!

Fainted!!



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